Katie Berniers post
"Men are like Waffles, Woman are spaghetti" according to Chad from the Revolve Tour, I was hanging out with some of the Girls that went with me on the Tour and I hear " hey look there is a toaster waffle!" or "Look a burnt one! " after having a good laugh because that's not at all what Chad meant I wondered- "so if ...you get a tan are you now a whole wheat Spaghetti?"
And her Comments
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.... See More
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.