Random Sayings and Quotes

I found these on a site and liked them so i thought i would share them with you guys.

• A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

• Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

• Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

• Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

• An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

• You can't have everything....where would you put it?

• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

• If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

• If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

• A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

• If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

• You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

• Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce

• Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.